Category: JKE

What is McFlys email address? and is Dougie from McFLY gay? Name, Kate Answer– Kate Good question. I think that you must be friends with Izzy. Since you have obviously not read her question, the email for this Mcfly is mcfly@####.com. But Since you are also asking about Dougie, […]

Jake, need your input… Forgiving any breathing and transporting restrictions, who would you place money on in a cage fight between the Lochness Monster “our underwater ally” and Falkor the flying Luckdragon from “The Neverending Story”? Thx! –his mom wears argyle socks Hmwas, thanks for phrasing your question hypothetically. However, at this point, it is…

Dear Jake, Today I read in my weekly tabloid that everyone can defeat the Devil if we use the same methods as Captain Kirk used to defeat bad guys in Star Trek. Is this true?!? Do you think that we could defeat the “Prince of Darkness” with space age style […]

Dear Jake, The other day I was looking in my Dad’s palm pilot for a phone number and I saw something titled, “after I fell off my toilet.. I drew this”. I opened it and it was a rough sketch of what looked kind of like the flux capacitor? What […]

Dear Jake, What is the longest word in the english language?….And how are the human circulatory system and lymphatic system alike? How are they different? Name: Help Me I Pooped In My Pants!!!! Answer– Well, I hope for your sake that “Help Me I Pooped In My Pants!!!” is some sort of pseudonym. For convenience…

Dear Jake, Do insects have souls? Name: Cream Filled Answer– The simple answer to your question, Cream Filled, is no. But the ironic part is that soles almost always have insects. At least knowing that insects don’t have souls should make people feel a little better about finding insects on their […]

Dear Jake, I dreamed the other night that I was hanging out with James and Lars from Metallica (it was totally awes) and I was still in high school I found Lars to be very charming with his slight German accent and feathery rocker hairdo. It was […]

Dear Jake, I went to my favorite oriental restaurant for a bite to eat last night and after my meal I received an odd fortune cookie, it said :”Tem um gato no meu prato”.  I was hopping you could tell me what it means, I take my fortune cookies seriously. –Mizzriam […]

Question– Dear Jake, Why is it that when I drop things they fall towards my feet?  When I was in space that didn’t happen.  Man I miss space. Name: Armstrong, Neil Answer– Mr. Armstrong, I feel your pain. Unlike you, I have never been to space and had the luxury of having things just float…