All posts by Jake

Air Band

Question: Dear Jake, How come it is so hard for me to get a gig for my air band? We can totally wail. Seriously. Like we are way better at sweet-A rocker moves and tearin’ up the frets than any of the Metallica wanna be cover bands that I have ever seen. How come its so [...]

Get ready for summer NYC

10. Find out which of your friends rented weekend homes this year 9. Buy stock in Coppertone 8. Save money for the electric bill 7. Make sure that your window A/C unit is securely in place, to avoid killing the Meestah Meestah lady 6. Visit an indoor sauna, to get your sweat ducts primed for the impending outdoor sauna 5. [...]