As I am making my way home tonight, the weather is kind of warm, which means that spring fever is in full force. It seems like things are a always a little bit crazier when the testosterone and estrogen levels are peaking on spring nights. The FDR apparently, is not exempt from this phenomenon. 2 observations I have made in the last 3 minutes have prompted me to write these pointers: 1. oversized dudes should not ride sport bikes, and 2. Muscle cars lose 99% of their cool factor (which is marginal anyway) when they have an automatic transmissions.