I’m like Jessica Simpson on the Proactiv Commercials

I’m not really sure what the deal is, but for the last couple of weeks, I have been having worse acne than I have ever had in my life! It is not only embarrassing, but it is really just starting to piss me off. Part of the problem is that I sit in front of the mirror and pick at the little demons, like it is going to make them go away. To be quite honest, in the past, when I would get a zit or two, picking them would make them go away. But I think that the variety I am currently plagued with is some strain of super zit. Because I pick at them, and they just get worse the next day. I have this behemoth between my eyes, that I managed to turn into a huge red scab. It was finally starting to go away yesterday and a new one cropped up right next to it. What the crap?!!! It’s like I’m battling the Hydra. I have decided that my little, eh um, “problem,” is most likely related to the total garbage that I tend to shove into my mouth and call food. That, coupled with the fact that I drink more coke than water, at a ratio of about 10 to 1. I’m not sure how much I am going to be able to alter my eating habits in the short run, but I can definitely do something about the coke intake. I decided that I’m going to forgo the coke, and only drink water for an entire week. I’m hoping that it will lead to thinner blood–> better circulation–> easier for bloodstream to carry away infection from pores–> easier for lypmatic system to filter blood, and blah blah blah. See, it is super scientific, so it HAS to work. I know, you probably don’t think that it can be done, the whole coke omission thing. I’m having my doubts as well. but I’m going to give it a shot, in the name of clear skin. Because I seriously cannot handle waking up with another addition to my festering little collection of infected clogged pores. Wish me luck.