Question– How come the tooth fairy stopped giving me money and why won’t my teeth grow back?!?!?
Name: Tooth-4-Less
Answer-
Well, Tooth-4-Less, believe it or not, you are not the first one to ask this question. I actually had lunch with the tooth fairy the other day and it turns out that she never gave any money in the first place. Aparently she exchanges a punch in the face for the teeth that she collects. But back in 1683, I guess a lot of parents were getting upset about the contusions and lacerations on the faces of their children after the tooth fairy would visit. The result was that when the child would lose a tooth, the parents started making sure that the tooth fairy’s entrance to the house was securely locked (the toilet seat down with a brick on top of it) and instead of punching the child in the face, the parents would exchange money for the tooth they gathered. The fairy told me that around this time, the teeth market started to go south anyway, so she cashed out and retired to the north pole where she now fills in for Hanky the Christmas poo when he is under the weather.
As far as your teeth not growing back anymore, you may want to look into something like this. You can hardly tell that they aren’t real.
Glad-2-Help, Jake T.