Get ready for summer NYC

10. Find out which of your friends rented weekend homes this year

9. Buy stock in Coppertone

8. Save money for the electric bill

7. Make sure that your window A/C unit is securely in place, to avoid killing the Meestah Meestah lady

6. Visit an indoor sauna, to get your sweat ducts primed for the impending outdoor sauna

5. Invest in a seer sucker suit

4. Buy a large poster of a winter or rainy scene, to cover your office window when you start to get depressed about being stuck inside

3. Join a country club

2. Put a couch on your roof

1. Make lots of ice