Dear Jake,
The other day I was looking in my Dad’s palm pilot for a phone number and I saw something titled, “after I fell off my toilet.. I drew this”. I opened it and it was a rough sketch of what looked kind of like the flux capacitor? What does this mean? I am really worried about him. Should I confront him about it?
Sincerely, Looking For Rest Homes
Answer–
What’s up Homes? So you stumbled onto your dad’s little secret did you? Did the diagram look like this—> [¥] ? If so, I think that your dad may have been the one who invented the first device known to man that can alter the space time continuum. For decades, nay, centuries, humanity and science have been searching for a way to capacitate flux. Why? To travel through time, of course. Someone even made a movie about it once. It had something do to with Mcflys and damnhands, from what I can remember. The important thing to do now is see what your father’s intentions are, for wanting to capacitate flux. If they are benign, then you should just let him keep on doing his thing, cause hey, he is a genius. But if he plans to use it to take over the world or some crap, then you should probably have him committed. If you are still unclear about what the flux capacitor is capable of, here are some informative sites that you might want to study for reference. Article 1 (about the real thing) Article2 (about some fake imitation).
Hope that helps, Jake
