Dear Jake,
What is the longest word in the english language?….And how are the human circulatory system and lymphatic system alike? How are they different?
Name: Help Me I Pooped In My Pants!!!!
Answer–
Well, I hope for your sake that “Help Me I Pooped In My Pants!!!” is some sort of pseudonym. For convenience sake, I’m just going to call you Defecator. Look Defecator, don’t think that I can’t see what is going on here. You are doing your homework and instead of learning this crap by reading your text book about English Anatomy, you are asking me. Yeah, that’s right, I saw right through you. Normally, I wouldn’t help someone cheat on their homework, but I’m going to make an exception this once. First of all Defecator, make sure that you capitalize the “E” in English when you are writing your homework assignment, teachers are anal about this kind of stuff. I knew what you meant in your question when you said “english” with a small “e” but your teacher is going to pretend like he\she doesn’t. Ok, so the longest word in the English Language is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovocanoconosis. It is 45 letters long and it refers to a lung disease caused by airborne particles. I’m going to make a diagram to illustrate the answer to your second homework question. Click here. Really, Defecator, it is a shame that I had to point the answer to that one out, I’m sure that your teacher was giving you that one as a freebie. It makes me wonder what the school system is coming to these days. But look Defecator, if you want to get some extra credit, you should make an argument that the answer to the question is moot because robot bodies are superior to human bodies anyway, then refer to this diagram to illustrate your point.
Take it easy, Jake T.
