Question–
Dear Jake,
Why is it that when I drop things they fall towards my feet? When I was in space that didn’t happen. Man I miss space.
Name: Armstrong, Neil
Answer–
Mr. Armstrong, I feel your pain. Unlike you, I have never been to space and had the luxury of having things just float around when I drop them. This happens on Earth because of the age old, Law of Gravity. Being somewhat of a political activist, I have actually been lobbying unsuccessfully for the last 15 years to get this law repealed. You might want to write a letter to your congressman about it. I am going to try to organize a picket next Fall in Washington. I’ll email you the details. In the meantime here is a poster that you can print out and put in your window to show support for the cause.
