Question– Dear Jake…
I was watching Simpsons the other night when Homer posed an interesting question. Could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn’t eat it? What do you think?
Name: Sosj
Answer– Well Sosj, It is good to know that you are still watching TV. It seems like last time I saw you, you were still hiding behind the TV. PS, I really missed seeing you last time I visited. Seems like every time I’m in town, you split. It is quite clear that a burrito would incinerate before it was too hot for God to eat it. I actually wanted to try to do an experiment once too see exactly at what temperature a burrito would incinerate, just to make sure that the theory was correct, but then the handle was missing from the microwave, so I wasn’t able to finish the experiment. But I’m pretty sure that God could probably handle anything colder than about 300 Kelvin. Obviously the microwave itself would incinerate at a much lower temperature, so I feel like it is safe to say that answer to your question is no, but not because God isn’t all powerful. It is just because when you reduce him to using man-made Earth inventions, purchased with Earth Dollars, the premise becomes physically impossible.
Tell Homer if you see him, Jake