For those who were wondering about the hierarchy of living weapons

I had to take a picture of this, because it made me laugh so hard. Part of the reason that I found it so amusing, is because it reminds me of the kind of crap that I used to write, when I was in grade school. When I first started learning about philosophy and stuff. Every once in a while, I would come up with a thought that I thought bordered on profound, or sublime. But it was usually something like the pseudo-truism in the picture above. Take a bunch of old cliches, mix a couple together, then put some ridiculous qualifier like “alive” at the end. At least there were no mis-spellings. Nice work, buddy. I’m curious to see how you rank non-living weapons, in order of “danger.” I bet double-sided razorblades are up there toward the top of the list. Those things can be pretty freaking dangerous. I bet a lot of people cut themselves with them, just trying to get them out of their pocket, to use as a weapon. I’m pretty sure that the only thing in danger of the author’s mental weapon, is his GPA and his criminal record. Keep up the good work, youth in NYC.