10. Go early to buy as much dry ice as you can, before everywhere is sold out.
9. While you are at it, load up on eggs.
8. Write the name and telephone number of your defense attorney on the back of your hand, with a sharpie.
7. Sequins are always in, on Halloween. Better find a way to include them on your costume, if you haven’t already. The mo’, the mo’ bettah.
6. Go trick or treating early. That way, you can totally load up at of all of the houses that leave a huge bowl of candy on the steps with a sign that says “please take one.”
5. Rent some chainsaw movies.
4. Ask for extra ketchup packets.
3. After the witch’s brew is gone, put the leftover dry ice and empty 2 liter bottles to good use.
2. Might as well put all of those eggs ketchup packets to good use also. Why not? You have your lawyer’s phone number handy, in case you need it.
1. Watch some chainsaw movies to get warmed up for the real scare, on Nov. 4th.