10. Start cutting coupons. Soon, that paper may be worth as much as paper money.
9. Buy Euros
8. Buy a gun, because when the economy tanks, crime always skyrockets.
7. Study effective methods of looting, rioting, and other forms of civil unrest, just in case you are called on to participate in it.
6. Bury your jewelry in the backyard. If you don’t have a backyard, hollow out a brick in your wall. If you don’t have exposed bricks. Put it in a balloon and swallow it.
5. Learn a trade skill, like plumbing, or cobbling.
4. Stock up on Ramen.
3. Watch Madmax and Waterworld, just to remind yourself, it could ALWAYS be worse.
2. Watch planet of the Apes, It may be more true to life, than the two mentioned above.
1. Go back to school. Student loans will disburse even if there are no jobs to be had.
