9. Start stretching those leave raking arms.
8. Forget about raking and just buy a leaf blower.
7. Since you can’t get a big enough loan to cover football ticket costs (because of the credit crunch), get a smaller loan for a huge new TV instead.
6. Try not to get suicidal when you can’t even get a loan for the TV, since you technically have no income after your former employer, an investment bank, let you go in a effort to stay afloat.
5. Go to some college games instead. They are more exciting, and dirt cheap.
4. Get some popcorn and watch the debates on TV. You don’t need a nice TV when you are watching cockfighting.
3. Point and laugh when your former employer goes down in flames, even after cutting you, and half of the rest of the employees loose.
2. Vote
1. Watch “fall” become a cruel pun, as your country goes down in flames because of its outdated bi-partisan political machine.