Air Band

Question: Dear Jake, How come it is so hard for me to get a gig for my air band? We can totally wail. Seriously. Like we are way better at sweet-A rocker moves and tearin’ up the frets than any of the Metallica wanna be cover bands that I have ever seen. How come its so [...]

Get ready for summer NYC

10. Find out which of your friends rented weekend homes this year 9. Buy stock in Coppertone 8. Save money for the electric bill 7. Make sure that your window A/C unit is securely in place, to avoid killing the Meestah Meestah lady 6. Visit an indoor sauna, to get your sweat ducts primed for the impending outdoor sauna 5. [...]

Global Rice Shortage

I can’t even imagine what the world would be like without enough rice to go around. I was pondering that contingent while reading this article this morning. Although the article focuses specifically on the drought in Australia, apparently there are problems world-wide regarding rice production. In the olden days, during my stint in Hawaii, rice … Continue reading Global Rice Shortage

Piper’s Progress is Official!

For those of you who have been following the sporadic updated that Reagan and I have been posting regarding Piper’s Progress, you will be pleased to know that our observations were validated yesterday afternoon. Piper’s doctors hold a monthly meeting with her primary doctor, the therapy coordinator, nurse practitioner and social worker. Yesterday was the … Continue reading Piper’s Progress is Official!

Hear me, hear me, I want sugar in my tea

I was relieved to read today, in an article following up on the Blackholes and Dragons article I posted about, a while back, that “Fears about the Brookhaven collider first centered on black holes but soon shifted to the danger posed by weird hypothetical particles, strangelets, that critics said could transform the Earth almost instantly … Continue reading Hear me, hear me, I want sugar in my tea