Get Ready for Leap Year

10. Get married, engaged or some other thing that you would benefit from only having an aniversary once every 4 years instead of every year.

9. Adjust your watch calendar so that when February 29th arrives, your watch reads “31.” That way you won’t be thrown off and think it is the 30th when you look at your watch on March 1st.

8. Show up an hour late for work and say that you got confused between leap year and daylight savings.

7. Dine out at a foriegn fast food restaurant. Convince the owner that their calendar is misprinted and defective.

6. Throw a Leap Year Party and watch this movie at the party.

5. Buy a pet and name it Fatty Arbuckle.

4. Make a fake ID listing your birthday as Feb. 29 and get free pizza.

3. Start a petition to abolish leap year.

2. Why not? Arizona doesn’t change their clocks or celebrate MLK Jr. Day.

1. Move to Arizona so that you can do whatever you want.